Dear Poppy
Help, call the Society for the Protection of Animals. It does not matter if it is the Royal one or the American one. Both Mummy and Puppaw smacked me today. I am in really big trouble. Possibly the worst trouble I have ever been in.
I don't know what happened but I felt a need to dig up Puppaw's plant (I even removed all of the stones designed to stop me); eat one of the Tea Light candles in the bedroom; and eat half of the African wall hanging that Mummy brought Puppaw from Zambia. (It is red and had great sticks inside ... Oh wait, I am not meant to be happy, but contrite.)
Mummy got home about three minutes before Puppaw and really shouted at me. And smacked me!! Really hard. I blame my cousin Duncan (on Mummy's side), who has just been suspended for the third time in as many weeks. I think. He has mind control of me. It is really the only explanation.
Mummy was so angry she would not come on my walk (I much prefer when both of the two-legs walk me.) Puppaw was on the phone with Australia and I was feeling that I was not getting enough attention so I decided to jump at all of the cyclists and skateboarders. Boy was Puppaw angry, so he smacked me and shouted at me. I was quite shocked actually, and so behaved. I was even good leaving the park. I did try my lie down trick but when I realized Puppaw was not playing I left ok. (I did get one treat). Puppaw did not talk to me at all on way home, just telling me to walk. I was very well behaved. I think I have learned my lesson.
I hope Mummy and Puppaw forgive me and still take me to the ball. I am quite worried that I will be grounded .... and back in the crate. I will let you know what happens.
Pls write soon, I miss your letters.
Love Mugsy
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