Dear Poppy
I have decided to change my Secret Dog Name (http://www.billfoundation.org/news/Humor_Cartoon_Names.gif) from
Juliet the most adorable and most wonderful of all beings
to
Caeser destroyer of all things soft and ruler of my universe
It is time to teach the two-legs who is the boss. This morning while Puppaw was showering I decided that he had been inadequate in his attention payment and stole his towel so that he had to chase me while soaking wet. And it was jolly cold this morning so he was doubly punished.
I tried the same with Mummy, but she caught me so I stole Abu's silk scarf.
Love and licks,
Caesar (fka Mugsy)
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Thursday, January 6, 2011
Monday, November 22, 2010
This Weekend
Dear Mugsy
Treat Tart - its the only way to be - the two legs say its bad - but its only worth obeying commands for bribes -you have to teach PawPa that - keep at it - cuddles are great - they are free and can be given either way just for snuggles - treats are for performances and behaving !!!!!!
Granny doesn't do running - she sits on the floor and pouts until you go to her - but then she lets you climb all over her - and she lets kiss her - sometimes even on the face - but not the lips
wow - i thought 40 lbs was a lot - 200 lbs would squash even you - keep on you legs at all costs - but shes got to be good for chasing and its not like she can hide from you - and what great protection - and if two legs are being a nuisance - great revenge
don't complain about multiple names - its such a good excuse for ignoring calls - if you don't know when to respond - they can't complain when you don't - i get told off for bouts of deafness - apparently i am going through teenagerdom - but you can just assume they are calling someone else -
i love being in the kitchen with my two legs - and by the way - some nice stuff gets dropped on the floor - never got hold of the dish cloth though might have to try it- sometimes get the stuff from the washing machine - thats doesn't go down to well - nor does licking the dishes in the dishwasher - but if you don't get caught - you get some good tasties - just be sneakie - you are at a better height than me for that -
lots of love and licks
poppy
Treat Tart - its the only way to be - the two legs say its bad - but its only worth obeying commands for bribes -you have to teach PawPa that - keep at it - cuddles are great - they are free and can be given either way just for snuggles - treats are for performances and behaving !!!!!!
Granny doesn't do running - she sits on the floor and pouts until you go to her - but then she lets you climb all over her - and she lets kiss her - sometimes even on the face - but not the lips
wow - i thought 40 lbs was a lot - 200 lbs would squash even you - keep on you legs at all costs - but shes got to be good for chasing and its not like she can hide from you - and what great protection - and if two legs are being a nuisance - great revenge
don't complain about multiple names - its such a good excuse for ignoring calls - if you don't know when to respond - they can't complain when you don't - i get told off for bouts of deafness - apparently i am going through teenagerdom - but you can just assume they are calling someone else -
i love being in the kitchen with my two legs - and by the way - some nice stuff gets dropped on the floor - never got hold of the dish cloth though might have to try it- sometimes get the stuff from the washing machine - thats doesn't go down to well - nor does licking the dishes in the dishwasher - but if you don't get caught - you get some good tasties - just be sneakie - you are at a better height than me for that -
lots of love and licks
poppy
Friday, November 19, 2010
I've Been Attacked
Dear Mugsy
What a fancy long name you have - I am only Poppy Lees - or Popsy or Pwecious when i am in the good books - or BAD DOG, GO TO YOUR BED, DON'T DO THAT - when you i suspect are now LUCIFER, my mummy laughed when i told her that was what they called you when you were bad - i don't understand why i either - i guess its a two leg joke - they are never really funny. i get shouted at at the odded times - like when i find something really nice in the park - to roll in - FOX POO - and then get - NO - BATH - and no pick ups - but if you are going to way 55 pounds i guess you can't get many pick ups even from pawpa - i only way 7 pounds now and i am full grown -
i really like idea your idea of sitting on Tilly - i reckon you would squash her flat - that would be great revenge - am still a bit sore - but had a nice sleep over with Delilah and Harry it was fun - we played all night (and got told off for not going to sleep - why would we want to sleep when we could play - two legs are so odd!!!!!!!)
You better tell your Pawpa that $30 for a flu jab is not bad, my mummy has to pay £156 for my annual vaccinations each year, and thats not covered by pet insurance - she says i should not complain about 3 jabs apparently your pawpa has to do more than that each day - i reckon they still hurt.
Wishing you a great weekend - i am not sure what we are doing - but i am hoping for a good trip to a few parks - it is supposed to be dry here - so no baths!!!!!
lots of love
Poppy
ps - give your mummy and pawpa some licks from me
What a fancy long name you have - I am only Poppy Lees - or Popsy or Pwecious when i am in the good books - or BAD DOG, GO TO YOUR BED, DON'T DO THAT - when you i suspect are now LUCIFER, my mummy laughed when i told her that was what they called you when you were bad - i don't understand why i either - i guess its a two leg joke - they are never really funny. i get shouted at at the odded times - like when i find something really nice in the park - to roll in - FOX POO - and then get - NO - BATH - and no pick ups - but if you are going to way 55 pounds i guess you can't get many pick ups even from pawpa - i only way 7 pounds now and i am full grown -
i really like idea your idea of sitting on Tilly - i reckon you would squash her flat - that would be great revenge - am still a bit sore - but had a nice sleep over with Delilah and Harry it was fun - we played all night (and got told off for not going to sleep - why would we want to sleep when we could play - two legs are so odd!!!!!!!)
You better tell your Pawpa that $30 for a flu jab is not bad, my mummy has to pay £156 for my annual vaccinations each year, and thats not covered by pet insurance - she says i should not complain about 3 jabs apparently your pawpa has to do more than that each day - i reckon they still hurt.
Wishing you a great weekend - i am not sure what we are doing - but i am hoping for a good trip to a few parks - it is supposed to be dry here - so no baths!!!!!
lots of love
Poppy
ps - give your mummy and pawpa some licks from me
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