Saturday, October 8, 2011

I am a Gordita

Dear Poppy

It's terrible. Terrible I say. I went for my annual check up this morning and now I have to go on a diet. I am 81lbs and I have been set a target of 78lbs by the vet. It's terrible. I can hear Puppaw telling Mummy no more eggy plate breakfast, nor more dish cleaning, nor more scraps, more exercise and small dinner portions, One and a half cups instead of one and three quarters. What am I do do? Woe is me.

Love, rather a lot of Mugsy

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