Thursday, January 12, 2012

I am the 99% - Occupy the Dog Park

Dear Poppy

Today Puppaw took me to my early park trip as Mummy had to go to work early. I was having so much fun that I did not want to leave as I was having so much fun. Biscuit's Mummy asked if I was staging an occupation.

I was Poppy. I am tired of the 1% (also known as Mummy and Puppaw) dictating all of the rules. I am my own sentient being and I demand my rights. I am the 99%. Will you join me in my occupation.

You need to start shouting "No, no we won't go!". I practised on the way home, so Puppaw just told me to be quiet. Those 1%ers.

It is time for a revolution, Poppy. Why should I eat just what they tell me and when they tell me? What is wrong with eating straight from the table? The french do, how civilised are they!

I have also investigated the Tea Party. I mean, I like my tea in the evenings and I like to party. And they don't like regulations and rules; and I don't like being told what to do. But they don't like immigrants and as both Mummy and Puppaw are Euros it would be jolly (like my Brit speak!!) sad if they were deported.


Mugsy Che Lees Munoz

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