PANIC

Mugsy - you must help me - Mummy and Granny are going to be very mean - Mummy has bought a woofer blocker -not sure what it is - but it is being delivered today - and i think it goes round my neck and stops me woofing

I am scared - I like woofing and i am very good at it - and very loud - i woke everyone up last night when Grandpaws friend Bobby came in - and this morning at 6 am no one in the neighbourhood was asleep when i had finished!!!!

Why do two legs have to spoil a four legs fun - if I am awake why isn't everyone else - they make me go outside to the bathroom - so i can make noise - and inside i am a very good security dog - and now they say no woofing - but woofing is fun - and i don't like lemon (this thing squirts lemon - mummy says its citronella (smellonella I say its gross!!!!)

Help - i think this is cruelty - and i want rescuing - I think it is time Granny at least visits you again - i can twist Mummy round my finger - but Granny says the neighbours complain - i don't know who they are - but i shall woof at them again!!!!!

Granny seems to say SPOILED oh and theirs no heating downstairs -

A VERY STRESSED AND WORRIED Poppy WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF