I've Been Attacked

Dear Poppy

I am so sorry to hear that Tilly was horrible.  I hate Tilly.  I think Jack Russells are very yappy and deserve a bit of domination.  I wish I could come and visit.  I would give Tilly a good kicking.  First I would chase her and chase her though so she was tired.  Then I would sit on her and hold her down for you so you could come and teach her not to mess with the Lees dogs.

Today PawPa worked at home so I sat in his office for a while, but then I wanted to go to my den in my cage for a nap.  I think he was a bit sad, but I had to show him I am cool.  I went to the vet today for my flu jab.  I am now 40.5lbs.  PawPa was a bit shocked but was happier when the vet said I would top out at 55lbs.  I saw my two leg friend page there.  She lives in our building and will cut my nails.  The vet said I was very healthy.  PawPa was not sure about the $30 for my jab, but decided having me moping and snotty might be worse.

Please tell your two leg that I would like the same over-sized tennis ball you gave me before.  It is great.

PawPa and mummy have given me a new name MLLM, pronounced mullum.  I am not sure why but it is something to do with my new middle name Lucy, as in Mugsy Lucy Lees Munoz.  I don't really understand my new middle name.  Mummy said it is short for lucifer.  I don't really understand what that means, but Mummy and PawPa seem to use it when I am bad.  Oh well.

Love Mugsy